Drunks...Gotta Love Them

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a

loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where

a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3 o'clock in the

morning." He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for

a  push!"

"Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in

the  morning and it is pouring rain outside!"

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when

we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of

yourself!"

The man gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello. Are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.