Thursday, August 16, 2007

hmmmmm

Thoughts to Ponder

 

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.

 

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

 

Some people are like a slinky: Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

 

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

 

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

 

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.

 

They know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but they don't have a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe they should put the department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.

 

 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hmmm...
maybe its because they dont want to find them..
I mean, think about it..how did 12 million people get here? cuz we invited them: with a paying job, no risk for penalty.. we invited them.
Government and big bizness allowed,no, helped these people get here..

and now, we want them gone?

forget about it.. the people, in thier infinite stupidity and base racism will turn on those who are different, but they dont realize when theyve been had..

the only to do is kill them.

but, senior citizens dont contribute as much to our society, so actually, we should be at war with them. THE WAR ON SENILITY will be our new war. We might even win that one, maybe our depleted army can win that one..

Actually, a war on babies makes sense too, cuz them little fuckers dont contribute much either. THE WAR ON INFANCY. It will be a struggle but we might pull it off.