Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph and you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in
If you actually understand these jokes you definitely live in
1 comment:
Except for the last one, these could all be about North Dakota. The last one would then say "If you think -15 degrees is a little chilly..."
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