Drinking

Valid reasons to why drinking should be allowed at work.

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress
3. It leads to more honest communication
4. It reduces complaints about low pay
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It encourages carpooling.
8. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
9. It eliminates vacation because people would rather come to work.
10. It makes fellow employees look better.
11. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
12. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable
13. If someone does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.