Just in From New York CIty

A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than
usual."

He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars,
so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her
motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set
herself on fire. She says her husband is running around on her more than ever and
the Democrats told her to forget about running for president in 2008. So
we're taking up a collection for her."

The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies, "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of the folks are
still siphoning,"