Bridge to Hawaii

A man was riding his Harley along a
California beach when suddenly the sky

clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish." 

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want." 

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic.  Think of the enormous
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!  It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that could possibly help mankind." 

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she
feels inside.., what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment.., why she cries.., what she means when she says: "Nothing's
wrong".., and how I can make a woman truly happy!" 

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge? 

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The fish are biting.
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