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>Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the>White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.>>The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:>"Nice pigs, sir.">>The President replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas>Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for>Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi.">>The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,>"Excellent trade, sir."