Jesus and teh Democrat

A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and askedthe waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across therestaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitressnodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup ofcoffee, on him.The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. Heshuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for acup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is thatJesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to giveJesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat.The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. Hehobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How'sabout gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He, too, looked across therestaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once morenodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "Onmy bill," he said.As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him andsaid,"For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strengthcome back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For yourkindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up,and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips outthe door.Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled,"Don't touch me! I'm on disability!"